Nearly 50 illegal alien criminals busted right here in eastern Michigan — and it’s only March. Michigan Republicans? They’re pushing a plan to dump $3.1 billion into fixing our roads without taking another dime from taxpayers. Meanwhile, the Secret Service just shot a guy near the White House (yes, again), Trump’s throwing down the gauntlet to Iran (“something’s about to happen”), and Russia’s feeling the squeeze. ActBlue is melting down — resignations, fraud accusations, you name it.  Late car payments are skyrocketing. And Trump’s promising tariffs that’ll make America rich again — while protecting Social Security and Medicare from the real enemy: fraud. Buckle up.

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